r.s.l. dribbler

an r.s.l. dribbler (dribbler for short) is an elderly gentlemen of western descent, currently engaged in a romantic relationship with a younger asian woman.

the dribbler is usually characterised by some sort of physical deformity such as a gl-ss eye, prosthetic limb, etc.

they will always aim to convince you their “relationship” is based on “true love” – do not be fooled it is a purely commercial arrangement.

the natural habitat of a dribbler is at the bar of an rsl (return soldier league) club in australia, or equivalent in other nations. they enjoy meat tray raffles, keno, sinking a schooner of new and asian women at least half their age .

they can be identified by their continuous dribbling (i.e. excessive salivating) brought on by;
– the thought of their young asian companion;
– the stroke they suffered in 1996; or
– a combination of the above.

another means of identifying a dribbler is by the manner by which they maintain physical contact with their asian “friend” – generally such contact can be described as desperately clasping at their “friends” arm. this is often misinterpreted as the dribbler requiring support to remain upright given prior stroke.
aussie 1: christ almighty mate… check out that asian bird with the r.s.l. dribbler over there
aussie 2: he’s straight outta punchbowl rsl mate
aussie 1: bl–dy dribbler looks like he’s lost sensation to the lower part of his body… even she couldn’t get him going
aussie 2: real shame… he’s not reverse cowgirling her the way she needs to be…