Raccoonbug


a wild creature who lurks around at night in it’s wild habitat praying on its next victim.
they prefer eating live animals as opposed to dead ones because they enjoy the squirming of the dying animal in their mouths. those sick f-cks.
girl: alright i think i’ll be heading home now.
boy: wait! let me walk you home, i wouldn’t want you to be eaten by one of those god awful racc–nbugs!

there amidst the tree’s is the wild racc–nbug in its natural habitat.

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