race against time
the time a man spends searching for a condom when he is about to have an unantic-p-ted s-xual encounter. it is during this time that a man is particularly vulnerable to losing his erection and returning to heavy-d-ck or complete flaccidity
“i thought we were just gonna chill and watch movies, but she started kissing on my neck and sh-t. i could either take a chance and go raw or race against time and hope for the best.”
a game; where upon a man smothers his erect p-n-s with vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to m-st-rb-t-.
he wins by -j-c-l-t-ng before the lube is replaced with blood.
-“why isn’t bobby in cl-ss today?”
-“he played race against time last night, and lost.”
-“yikes!”
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to leave before paying your share of the bill at the bar took the greek exit leaving his friends to pick up his tab.
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