Race for Tang


when two guys both want to hit on the same girl, but don’t want to lose a good friendship over the results, a compet-tion results, and a race for tang is declared.
guy 1: “yeah, the blonde is nice, but i like the redhead.”

guy 2: “hey, i had my eye on the redhead!”

guy 1: “okay, then. race for tang!”

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