Race the Cow


a fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.
“officer, in my defense, im playing race the cow.”
“ah, sorry sir. carry on”

Read Also:

  • Farnarkeled

    a state caused by actions which appeared productive but were actually not; applicable to both situations and objects. 1. after about half an hour of noisy tidying up the children left their rooms utterly farnarkeled. 2. having no more than a verbal agreement with a customer, as to what will be delivered at the end, […]

  • Rack bhayo ni ho bro

    it was a disaster brother rack bhayo ni ho bro ..cops arrived at our party

  • Farting Through Fecal

    1)when one rips -ss and is holding back a sh-t. 2)when one releases -n-l bio-hazardous gas while the need for a large fecal evacuation is in order. 3) the second most deadly type of fart behind only the infamous shower fart. we were sitting playing some video games and he was just farting through fecal, […]

  • radeon's ip

    radeon’s ip: 151.197.50.12 hey someone pax 151.197.50.12

  • FauxBama

    a poser who acts like they like obama just to be cool. “screw steve, he’s fauxbama” 1: a fake barack obama, such as a stand in for public events. 2: any black, male president on television, movies, … etc. 1: girl #1: do you think obama will really be at the inauguration? girl #2: no […]


Disclaimer: Race the Cow definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.