racetrack underwear
racetrack underwear are boxers or tighty whiteys that have many skid marks and burn outs on them. skid marks being sh-t stains that are shaped like a car track due to the action of the b-tt crack gouging the stain into the unerware. burnouts refer to the holes in underware that the cause of remains a mystery to this very day.
my wife wouldn’t sleep with me last night because she was tired of having to deal with my racetrack underwear all the time. i told her if she would stop buying the sams club brand tp then maybe it would not be so severe but she doesn’t listen.
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