Rachel-logic
process of feminine reasoning as defined by
rachel: “that went down like a damp squid”
male: “i think you mean ‘that went down like a damp squib'”.
rachel: “no, it’s definitely damp squid”
male: “no darling, it’s damp squib, from the explosive squib which fails when wet”.
rachel: “no, it’s a damp squid. squids live under water so they are quite damp”.
male: “sweetheart i think you’re using rachel-logic. i think you’re having a ‘blonde’ moment”.
also see: “women are more intelligent than men”: i mean, no wonder they think so if they come up with conclusions like this and believe them!
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