where a male puts his d-ck between a woman’s br–sts.
frank: “bro, look at that girl’s t-ts!”
bryan: “who, kayla? i rack mounted her last weekend. d-mn good.”
- darryls eyes
when the eyes point outward, and the sidewalks come to fruition, you know you’re having a darryl moment. living at the new york city tenement museum, darryl can’t see the middle. if asked if he sees the gl-ss half full or half empty, he says “what gl-ss, i don’t see sh-t!” d-mn, you can only […]
to be s-xualy attracted to trees tim: are trees-xual jim: yes i am s-xually attracted to trees one who is s-xually attracted to trees. are often caught in random displays of affection toward trees at random hours of the day/night. takes the term ‘tree hugger’ to a whole new level. if male, often “wood for […]
- truck stop trunk mop
when you take a girl to a flying j’s truck stop, go into the men’s room and lick each others b-tt holes. last night i took tiny to the dennys on 36/37 . after dinner we slid into the bath room for a nice truck stop trunk mop. it was glorious.
jatoria’s are hard to find. chances are you will only meet one in your life so take care of she will make you laugh even when your down. she will love you for who you are she is very strong and usually curlyheaded. jatoria is so funny i love her so much
rajneet is a very respected person, she is also really chill. rajneet is also a beautiful girl with a great sense of humor. she may seem shy to some people, but once you get to know her she really isn’t. rajneet ran from madison because she is ugly.