rackis
a hybrid sport combining elements of both tennis and racket ball. rackis is played with tennis b-lls and racket ball rackets on a tennis court. each opponent stands on opposite sides of the net, just as they would if playing tennis. out-of-bounds calls include hitting the ball over the fence or hitting the ball into an outlying court. if a play ends in an out-of-bounds penalty, the opposing player must scream “f-ck you” as loudly as they can at any p-ssing spectator, or any variation of this phrase. insults, derogatory slurs, and hostile words are highly encouraged. rackis must only be played in precipitation (rain, sleet, snow, etc); however, the most skilled players prefer playing in rainy conditions. it is also preferable that rackis be played in darker conditions such as at night as “white trash hooligans” are more easily spotted against a dark backdrop. this sport was first invented by two sisters, both world renowned athletes: b-tchfoxly and the much prettier, smarter, all around more appealing, sl-tfoxly.
gentleman sports are for b-tches! rackis all the way!
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