rageurbate


verb. a tragically beautiful combination of masturbating while raging.
the moment i saw brie larson go down to her underwears in the funny short “the babysitter” i unsurprisingly felt the need to fap, however it was with an overwhelming urge to punch myself in the nards with rage for i knew i couldn’t ever bang her. i wanted to rageurbate. so i did and i feel better.

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