Raging iPod
an excuse for when a guy is dancing with a girl, gets a b-n-r, and when the girl confronts him about it, claims that its just his ipod
man 1: dude, last night at the club, i was dancin with this chick, and got a b-n-r.
man 2: what’d she say when she saw it?!?
man 1: i just said it was my raging ipod
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