raging pterodactyl
this takes 5 people. 1 must be a female and she must be in the middle and on her knees. 1 male is in front 1 in back. 1 on each side. the girls gives oral to the 1 in front, hand-jobs to the 2 on the sides, and b-tt-f-cked from behind.
“that was h-ll of a raging pterodactyl last night.”
“i definitely saw 4 dudes b-lls last night during the raging pterodactyl.”
“my jirta was raw in the morning after out raging pterodactyl.”
“that wh-r- has some real skill pulling off the raging pterodactyl last night.”
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