Raging Tit Muffins
“raging t-t m-ffins!” is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to “f-cking h-ll!” and “oh, sugar!” and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to “oh, b-gg-r!”.
t-t m-ffin is an american english name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like br–sts, although they usually are not as sweet as br–sts and generally lack frosting, much like br–sts. there are many varieties and flavors of t-t m-ffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. for example, a recipe in swedish for “tuttm-ffins” can be found on www.tasteline.com.
there are several other variations, such as “flaming t-t m-ffins!”, “burning t-t m-ffins!” and the gold standard amongst t-t m-ffin-related swearing: “c-nting t-t m-ffins!”.
john has just got ready for a big date with susan, who has just rung the doorbell. at that very moment, john’s pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.
“raging t-t m-ffins!” yelled john.
“john, are you okay?” called susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.
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