the act of performing oral s-x on a female partner during their menstrual cycle and then smiling afterward
i gave my boyfriend a ragu smile
yo man, my girl was on her period, i ate her out, and she gave me a d-mn ragu smile
a practical joke where one purchases several nickleback songs on the bar jukebox just before leaving. it’s a way to ruin everyone’s night by forcing them to listen to nickleback without having to suffer through it yourself. bro 1: man, who played all these nickleback songs? bro 2: i saw shirpo at the jukebox just […]
i don’t get you friend: i am weird… me: idgu
someone who has money, but goes around complaining how they dont have enough cash to pay their bills, buy food, or various other things. she has a spit shined brand new lexus in the driveway, so i dont want to hear her poormouthing herself when its time to pay the rent.
- discovery friday
when you need to burn some time and you come up with random bullsh-t. standup: i did discovery friday.
the smell from the obama policies left behind by the uncaring damage of trying to correct only the short-sighted self-centered and selfish perceptions that are unfounded by any real laws or const-tutional foundation. everytime obama opens his mouth it spreads obamatosis.