Rain Tax
a tax placed on people living in certain counties in the state of maryland because water falls from the sky. you are taxed every year according to how much it rains. created by governor martin o’malley.
q. why do i have to pay a rain tax?
a. because rain is dangerous and the government must have your money to protect you.
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