Rainbow Farter
used to describe a person that is an image of perfection – so perfect that they shoot rainbows when they fart!
appropriate when you feel tired of complimenting someone and want to give them an alternative choice of sweet words
to a beautiful, smart, powerful and successful female who pulls off anything she intends to and manages to be a leader of her time: “you rainbow farters are too good to be true”
when you enter law school: “well here is a community of obnoxious rainbow farters”
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