rainbow rider


n. a man who will pitch for, or get blown by, a gay man but maintains that he is ‘straight’.
girl 1: you can’t go out with tommy, he’s a total rainbow rider.
girl 2: what?!
girl 1: yeah, i heard he bent that emo kid, jake, over the concession stand last week.
v: jumping on the back of a f-g/dike person, and riding them for at least 5ft. and fleeing the scene without getting caught, and remain unidentified.(warning: this move does not work on trans-xuals)

note: rider must yell “i am not gay” after the ride is over.
person one: hey i dare you to rainbowride that gay kid over there.
rider: alright.
-rainbow ride successful-
gay guy: -looks around- “what the h-ll, was i just attacked?, i gotta tell someone about this!”
person one: your now a rainbow rider.
-end-
someone who likes to be on top of gay dudes.
jason is a rainbow rider.
a guy who is getting blown during a rainbow ride, thus being a rainbow rider.
the rainbow rider’s p-n-s was getting very colorful by the end of the night from all of the lipstick.
a male who is gay, and goes by the name tree. rainbow riders tend to enjoy the color green and love any bright colors in general. they love to be hyper and are very immature.
ed: hey tony what do you think of john.
tony: gosh, he’s such a rainbow rider.

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