rainbow warrior


n. the highest practical ranking of those skilled in the delicate and generous arts of c-nn-l-ng-s, similar to becoming a 1st degree black belt in karate (demonstratinhg mastry of all skills). this rank is superior in rank to a wing commander, because one achieves this rank by acquiring the wings listed below, and only the first four are required for wing commander. note that one is not awarded a set of wings unless the cunniligus recipient -rg-sms:

red wings — c-n-l-ng-s during menstration.
yellow wings or gold wings — cunniligus during uriniation.
white wings — c-nn-l-ng-s after intercourse (and -j-c-l-t–n).
brown wings — c-nn-l-ng-s and -n-lingus.
silver wings — c-nn-l-ng-s while airborne. note this is similar to membership in the mile high club, which is earned for any s-xual activity while airborne.
sam has become very popular with the ladies, now that he is a rainbow warrior.
a member (singular) of the university of hawaiʻi’s basketball team. the rainbow warrior’s t-tle or nickname is applied to the basketball team.
uh fan 1- “yo brah, gonna catch the rainbow warriors game on b–b tube tonight?”

surfer 1-“no can will be surfing the tube!”
nascar driver jeff gordon
hey look the rainbow warrior just put it into the wall.

-crowd cheers-
nascar driver jeff gorden

-he drives a multi-colored car that bears the number 24 and so people started calling him that name.

-it can also be used to describe a friend who looks like him or has gotten the number 24 on something
“hey i heard that you got a jeff gorden on that test because of playing videos games”

“yeah i did”

“you are now called rainbow warrior”

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