raisin clit
raisin cl-t (noun)
when a woman is so turned off her v-g-n- becomes drier causing it to shrivel and wrinkle and make the cl-toris resemble a raisin.
jess: did you see daniel change clothes the other day?
laura: oh my god yes, it gave me such a raisin cl-t.
jess: cute
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