raising the mast
having an erection while in the pool; generally when swimming backstroke or floating on your back. this gives the image of a ship’s mast going up.
you can also say that somebody “has their mast raised”.
bob- “hey, see that guy raising the mast out in the pool?!”
joe- “oh, d-mn!”
will- “hey dude, go raise your mast. there are a bunch of chicks here who would love to see that.”
chuck- ” no way man. you’ll probably start taking pictures!”
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