rally girl


a girl -ssigned to a high school football player provides him with baked goods on game day and a calming of the nerves induced by a release from the player the night before.
a: “mannn my rally girl is niiice”.
b: “who is it?”.
a: “alexis. shot a load down her throat then ran for 4 touchdowns”.
b: “awesome man i wish i had a rally girl”.

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