Ralph Waldo Emerson
a very wise philospher of the 19th century. founder of the transcendentalist movement. buddies with th-r-au and whitman. wrote an essay called “self reliance”, which stated that every man should decied for himslef what is right, and follow that, instead of following what the group says. “whosoever is a man must be a non-conformist”. often misunderstood by ignorant stooges who dont actually read the essay… the same people who say “th-r-au went and lived where for two years… what a p-ssy”
meathead 1 -“those trangendenerots or whatever are f-cking stupid”
meathead 2- ” right… dude lets go pick up the new fiddy cent alb-m”
meathead 1- “sweet”
a transcendentalist during the middle 1800s, who wrote essays like nature and self-reliance, both garbage works of literature where he rambles on about nature and whatever other bullsh-t he can think of. long winded sentences that have no meaning, yet we actually read this idiot. emerson has actually been proven to be a flaming h-m-s-xual with his protege, henry david th-r-au, who lived in a f-cking log cabin all his life, masterbating a lot.
all the teachers say that you shouldn’t write like that idiot emerson.
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