Ralts
ralts is the first evolution of kirlia and gardevoir in the popular game known as pokemon. pokemon has been around since the game boy era (you know which one i mean. it was the cr-ppy grayscale one with worse gwaphics then the atari lynx). anyhow it becomes a kirlia at level 20 and garedvoir at level 30. also despite what many trainers will tell you a ralts will add flavor to any dish served. however they are very hard to get right as they have to be put in boiling water whilst conscious. but personally i like mine with a few boiled potatoes and a few carrots. yum!!
karl: man this stew is really bland
narl: lets add some ralts!!
narl: yeah man awesome!!!
-gets egg out of pocket, cracks egg in his hand to reveal tiny ralts-
ralts: momma!!
-drops ralts in boiling water-
ralts :aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
narl: should be good in 5
karl: wanna play sum call a dooty
narl: yeh fo sow
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