ram you like a sheep
when you sprout horns and ram your pee pee into a girl’s vajayjay. all the while, you are clanking your horns with the girl’s horns because she goes crazy when you bleat like a little goat man.
dude. last night i totally told emily “girl, i’m gonna ram you like a sheep. she didn’t believe me at first, but soon was satisfied. she wouldn’t stop calling me a billy goat gruff.
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