Rambling Tomato


a fricken annoying chick that constantly has to be right about everything, always has something to say, and always says it… likes to ‘steal’ a person’s food.
girl 1: hey whats up guys?
rambling tomato: nothing, however i have dance tonight and my aunts taking me shopping. i have really good grades. lets talk more. can i steal some pringles?
girl 1: ….. stfu

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