Ramen Farts


the incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly ramen noodles. characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. some of these effects are amplified if the ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then -ssociated with the farts.
dude, i gotta start getting some real food. these ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.

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