Ramen Job


a highly regarded s-xual movement sweeping the nation. a ramen job, or “rj” as it has been collectively known as is when you prepare noodles of the ramen kind, then proceeding to spread the cooked noodles all over a man’s genital area. then, the person giving the “rj” procedes to eat the ramen. mmmm!
jon: hey, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night?

trevor: yeah man she gave me the best ramen job ever! shrimp ramen!

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