Ramen Ninja
a ninja who has trained in the art of ramen noodles. ramen ninjas are adept at stealing delicious ramen under the cover of darkness, handling hot bowls of ramen without making a sound or dropping them, and using various ramen ingredients as lethal weapons.
1: hey, i’m hungry.
2: let’s get some ramen!
1: but how? it’s night and we’ll get in trouble if we wake someone up!
2: no problem. i’m a ramen ninja.
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