Ramune
ramune(???) is the name given to a group of popular carbonated soft drinks sold in j-pan. they are widely known for the unique design of their bottle, which are also called codd-neck bottles after their inventor, hiram codd. they are made of gl-ss and sealed with a gl-ss marble; the marble is held in place by the pressure of the drink. to move the marble a special opening device is provided with the bottle. the marble is pushed inside the neck of the bottle where it rattles around while drinking. two little gl-ss nodes inside the bottle allow the drinker to hook the marble in place while drinking. j-panese people find it amusing to watch foreigners drinking ramune, as it takes practice to learn to stop the marble blocking the flow of drink. ramune is one of the modern symbols of summer in j-pan and is often widely consumed during warm festival days and nights. at the stalls where it is sold the bottles are usually recollected for recycling.
“nikki loves to drink ramune in the summer time”
most j-panophiles love to drink ramune because it makes them feel more asian
a really good j-panese soda. typically in gl-ss bottles with a ball at the top that seals it, which you pop out to open. reallyreallyreally carbonated. has a candy made to taste like it.
sh-t! when i opened my ramune soda it spilt everywhere!
adj: when something has a feature that is absolutely useless and is seemingly there for no purpose; when something is extremely complicated when it could be simple
origin from the popular asian drink ramune
scott: i was cold one night, so i slept next to an open oven.
nick: you’re a dumb-ss. you should get a blanket. that was totally ramune.
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