Randolf itch


refers to a sudden intense itchy feeling of one’s -sshole while walking on the busy randolf street in downtown chicago, il. due to the fact that the individual is surrounded by people, it is impossible to scratch without being embar-ssed, thus causing a considerable amount of pain and anguish as they walk down the street.
“d-mn man i was walking to the metra and i got some insane randolf itch all up in my -ss. it was truly h-ll on earth”

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