Randolph-Macon Academy


a private, co-ed military boarding school in front royal, va, for students in grades 6-12. r-ma is a college-prep school, and most students go on to college after graduation. a few go into the military.

the middle school is for kids in grades 6-12 and is structured but there is no military program. students in grades 9-12 have to partic-p-te in air force jrotc, which at first worries some kids who never thought of being in the military, but it’s not really that big of a deal. it’s just a lot of marching and keeping uniforms straight, and teaching about citizenship and leadership. they do some college application work in the jrotc cl-sses too.

the school is about 30% female and 70% male. about 80% of the students board. it’s also affiliated with the united methodist church, and it has a flight program.
mom 1: you’re sending him where?
mom 2: randolph-macon academy. it’s a military school in virginia.
mom 1: what did he do?
mom 2: lol! nothing, he just needs to bring his grades up and we think this will help. we want him to get into a good college.
mom 1: and he agreed?
mom 2: yeah. they have a flight program, and he wants to learn to fly!

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