Randomitis


a fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.
adam:dude!why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
rex:oh,just got me a case of the randomitis
an affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

chick 1: man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! or maybe it’s the south beach diet working its magic…

chick 2: oh really? good for you…i still can’t see the difference on my -ss yet…

chick 1: well i’m totally gonna hit victoria’s secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some s-xy lingerie…

chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘all the single ladies! all the single ladies!’

chick 1: wtf was that? can you please stay on topic…

chick 2: sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

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