Randy Garrett


a s-xual act involving a man, who is scientifically proven to be a weener, who takes the body of a newly dead horse and rapes a 7th grade boy from his gym cl-ss inside of the horse’s -n-s.
“i just totally pulled a randy garrett in the new gym we’re building. you totally know it’s for creapy b-ttsecks!”

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