Randy Moss

1) the bigest badd-ss to hit the field yet, this fine specimen of a reciever is not afraid to let you know what he’s thinking. this great icon for victory dances, badd-sstivity, and honesty is one man who is always going to have the last word.

2) -to moss- p. mossed, to own someone like a b-tch, to disrespect in a badd-ss type of way, to hand one a towel and say, “wipe it out b-tch!”
that guy just got mossed!
d-mn!, you gonna take that moss?
drafted to the vikings in 1998 1st round 21st pick. top 5 recievers in the league. he ran a 4.25 out of college. one of the fastest dudes in the nfl. 6’4 205 pounds. he has some of the best hands. he had 1600 yardsi n his rookie year. but due to his bad -ss att-tude, people don’t like him as much. and in madden 2006, he is pretty much amazing. 99 speed 99 jump 97 catch 99 acceleration. he was traded in 2005 to the oakland raiders for a 1st and 7th round pick and napolean harris. that was a stupid trade.
top 5 recievers
5- steve smith
4.chad johnson
3. marvin harrison
2. terrell owens
1. randy moss
wide receiver in the national football league. the newest acquisition of the 2007-2008 new england patriots. a tremendous deep threat. he is so good, that when he drops the easiest p-ss in the world, he can proudly proclaim ‘its not randy’s fault! its not randy’s fault!’ and everyone will, and should believe him.
man, randy moss just dropped that ball. he was wide open.

but dude… its simply not randy’s fault.

but the ball was right there! he coulda-

no. it was not randy’s fault.

i guess you’re right…
the best wide reciever in the nfl who every1 thinks sucks coz he mooned the packers fans wen he scored a touchdown against them, loadsa people dont like him becuase he doesnt play for their team whereas if he did they would idolize him! also see god, jedi and morpheus of the matrix
me:you see randy moss catch 19 touchdowns yesterday?
some packers fan:randy moss sucks donald driver is the best reciever in the nfl
me: packers suck -ss apart from ahman greens beard…….
packers fan: i got to go i think i hear my mum calling.
1. one of the best receivers to ever play in the nfl.

2. very high quality marijuana. it does not actually have to resemble the squishy plant found on trees.
1. glitter, glisten, gloss, floss
i catch a beat running like randy moss -killer mike, the whole world

2. we need to pull a belichick and get us some of that randy moss.
an nfl wide receiver who went from being the biggest bad -ss in the nfl to the biggest joke. in 2007 every corner back in the league was scared of being humiliated by him. now he is an emotional wreck where dog sh-t is more likely to get a reception these days. this is due to the fact that he does not try when things don’t go how he wants them to or in other words because he is a giant douche.
guy 1: did you see michael jenkins against the giants?

guy 2: yeah that that p-ssy pulled a randy moss.
a wide receiver for the nfl vikings team who moons you…if you insult him…he also leaves games early, attempts to use s-xual gestures, dances like nuts and well…
wow, did you see randy moss mooning after that touchdown!

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