Ranger-cooker


the blackhawk helicopter, aka crash-hawk, as it relates to that chopper’s propensity to crash or have a “hard-landing” for no particular reason, and then summarily catch fire and/or explode so as the helicopter’s occupants, usually hapless army light-infantrymen, are burned and roasted into crisy-critters.
“another ranger-cooker went down outside biap yesterday:
one-team of rangers trapped-inside,
one-team of rangers kentucky-fried.”

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