ranked
achieving high ranking in the search engine results for a targeted keyword or phrase
our site wasn’t showing up in the search engines for the phrase “urban dictionary” until we got ranked and ranked hard!
(adj) pimped-out or wicked cool
check out my ranked new bmxing bike!
pr-nounced ran-ked or ranked can mean flaking out around last minute.
kind of like “stood up” in some cases.
guy: better not rank on me again!last time you ranked on me!
girl:when have i ranked on you?
guy:when you cancelled our plans last minute and i was waiting for you.
to be owned, to be degraded
ben: my girlfriend just dumped me
alex: dude…you just got ranked!
to be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (this may also apply to being only very drunk.)
“load a bowl and p-ss me a beer, i’m going to get ranked.”
“i’m so f-cking ranked!”
though tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to become ranked.
to be completely and utterly drunk and stoned. (this may also apply to being only very drunk.)
“load a bowl and p-ss me a beer, i’m going to get ranked.”
“i’m so f-cking ranked!”
though tom likes his beer, he always needs to smoke a few bowls to get ranked.
when someone gets c-ck-blocked, big time.
namesake: in the play ‘a doll’s house’, dr rank walks in when torvald is trying to seduce nora and starts talking to her.
‘dude did you see what happened to george last night?’
‘oh yeah, brad totally ranked him’
or
‘get ranked!’
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