Ranksgiving


horrible thanksgiving experience where at least one of your family members throws a fit, your dad insults your aunt, and your grandpa insults you. everyone will also get drunk on wine.
person 1: how was your thanksgiving?

person 2: more like ranksgiving – my aunt got really drunk and promised me scuba diving lessons when in reality she’s broke.

person 1: hey, that happened to me, too!

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