Ranti


this is a rare sri lankan creature that is obsessed with light due to her dna being very similar to the genetic material of a moth. this creature will tell many stories that are very good.
caution: easily distracted by light (especially the sun)
warning: never give a ranti a camera, as she will morph into a photographer (with spare batteries)
ranti: i was on a bus and it stopped, so i thought it had broken down. but it hadn’t

gerard: good story ranti

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