Rape Beard
pirate, rapist, and cousin of blue beard and red beard. also, the great uncle of captain hook.
look out, here comes rape beard!
rape beard: argghhhh!
a scraggly nasty -ss half beard that filthy teens have in an attempt to have a beard but they failed and they didn’t even know it.
look at eric… he totally has a rape beard- some girl
oh my god! i can’t believe he rapes people!- some other girl
example 2
you are under arrest- cop
no! why? i didn’t do anything!- eric
woah! i thought that you had just raped that person!- cop
the rapebeard is a thick beard, much like a chin strap, except thicker. the thickness of the rapebeard allows the rapist to perform a silent rape, because the beard m-ffles out the screams the victim may give.
phil: where’s dan?
chris: probably putting his rapebeard to use.
phil: if only we could hear the screams…
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