rape guard


when you achieve a level of obesity such that your belly completely eclipses your genitalia. in other words when you stand in front of a mirror naked and your p-n-s or v-g-n- is completely hidden from view by your gut. also known as advanced dunlap syndrome(your belly dun lapped way over your belt).
joe: beware a wild snorlax appears…
john: oh noes! and she has a level three rape guard!
joe: just the logistics of reaching her gens are mind boggling.

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