rapies


slang term for the drug “roofies”, as made popular by the 2009 film “the hangover”.
black doug: i always wondered why they were called roofies. cause you’re more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. they should call em floories.

alan garner: or rapies.
1 contracting rabies after the rape of a wild animal.

a: hey man, i found you naked sleeping next to a dead racc–n again.
b: it’s my life, i do what i want.
a: you should get checked for rapies….and you should stop drinking.
b: i’m so lonely.
(ray-pees) a disease contracted from getting raped by bertha, the man/woman sheriff who sits and watches little boys and girls in hot tubs. his/her tactics for injecting a little boy or girl with rapies includes hiding out in a cave in a swimming pool. he/she patiently waits until the so called little boy or girl enters the cave and then he/she strikes. rapies is not curable. side effects include long woman dreads and a nose piercing.
dani: “erin, i dare you to go into that cave?”
erin: “no! i dont want to get attacked by bertha!”
jacqueline: “who’s bertha?”
dani: “the man/woman sheriff who gives you rapies!”
jacqueline: “ahhh i heard that stuff is uncurable!”
erin: “sadly, it is. i was infected by evan (the marine biologist) and i am slowly but surely growing long woman dreads and i woke up with a nose piercing yesterday morning.”
it’s like rabies, but it’s from the saliva of a creepy guy. it’s the combination of rape and rabies.
-guy licks girl’s hand-
girl: dood wtf? i think i just got your rabies!!
guy: more like rapies. trolllollol
an artificial std that is given to someone who is raped, and used to tease everyone, it is similar to rabies
“sarah, the bus driver is such a pedophile, hes always staring at you, i bet he’s gonna give you rapies.”

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