raping chocolate
raping chocolate is eating your chocolate so fast you accidentally rape it in your mouth. raping chocolate is only acceptable in the privacy of your home, not in public
guy1: omnomnom
guy2: dude, stop raping your chocolate
guy1: i’m sorry for raping chocolate
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