Raptor Pilgrim


a prehistoric – colonial creature, with a transplanted human brain, created by the forces of the universe. it is known to have an insatiable thirst for blood and whiskey. the raptor pilgrim is seen in exclusively puritan – garb, bonnets and pilgrim hats mostly. they are in fact the true settlers of plymouth. although the many may think this, they literally have nothing to with the holiday of thanksgiving.
joe: b quick! raptor pilgrim.

b: are we going to mc’s?

andrew: dude, we can’t the raptor pilgrims will steal our whiskey, and drink our blood!

b: oh snap!

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