Raptured


to end one’s life quickly. (as in walking in front of a car)
that guy better move before he gets raptured.
stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above
the piece of music raptured my heart.
to disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish
“i took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. i think my deuce got raptured”
when you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you s-xually. when the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having -n-l in the corner.
look at kent and becky in the corner of the picture! becky totally got raptured!

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