Rare pokemon
pokemon that the media says you only find in special or hard to reach areas like the pyramids of egypt or the summit of mount everest when nothing could be further from the truth. you can find all pokemon, anywhere. all it takes is leveling up, meaning no matter what you do you will never find rare pokemon in the first few levels. and just because someone else says they found a certain type of pokemon in a certain place doesn’t automatically mean you will find the same one there, or even any at all.
i paid for a flight to go to new york to just to find the rare pokemon in central park.
you’re an idiot.
#pokemon go #pokemon
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