Ra’s al Ghul
the master of kicking -ss. he’s an evil genius and i love him. with all my heart. he’s unbelievably awesome. he is just as good as batman at hand-to-hand combat and sword fighting. what a playa!
ra’s al ghul: man i’m cool.
some guy: i agree.
ra’s al ghul: of course you agree. if you don’t i would kill and rape you.
some guy: …
ra’s al ghul: h-ll yeah.
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