rasta imposta


a person, usually a hipster, who claims to live a rastafarian lifestyle, but in reality doesn’t at all, whatsoever. tons of stoners claim to be rastafarian, but the only thing they do is smoke weed and wear rasta bracelets.
dean: i’m rastafarian
me: what do rastafarians believe in?
dean: ummmmmm. look at my bracelets!
me: you’re a rasta imposta

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