Rastrelloism


the practicing of rastrelloism: to go about one’s life raking things. to also become a gardener of irrelevant terror.

after converting to rastrelloism, the meaning as to rake something is to kill or horribly mangle it beyond means.
after converting to rastrelloism, people seem to be scared of me in the fall.

because i converted to rastrelloism, my garden has never been better.

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