ratchet board
1) mythical prototype board for working on bottoms of cars, includes such add-ons as tool set, can swivel, lock into place, etc…
2) someone with little or no s-xual dignity.
1) the mechanic saved up all his money for a year to buy a new ratchetboard, which greatly facilitated his work.
2) “are you going out with maggie dude?”
“no man, i hears she’s a total ratchetboard”
“yeah man, she gets around”
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