Ratchet

to be a dirty ho or a place that is very ghetto.
madalyn is very ratchet!
a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. unfortunately, she’s wrong.

typical signs to beware of include, but are not limited to:
-owning a blackberry
-blares anything by drake, 2chainz, nicki minaj, gucci mane, waka flocka, lil wayne, t-pain, cali swag district, or any other garbage entertainment rapper
-rowdily quotes “lyrics” from aforementioned artists
-has a weave reminiscent of a bird’s nest after a tempest hit the tree it was in, and is dyed at least thrice
-wears torn leggings/stalkings (mostly of the fishnet variety), unpolished 8″ heels (or higher, depending on how g-d-awful they look), fitted jean jackets (to accent the blubber ’round their arms and stomach), and 4 layers of caked on make-up to go clubbing
-repeatedly use ludicrous terms such as “yolo”, “swag”, “boost”, “beaking”, “doe”, “really”, “naw”, “actually”, “twerk”, “coaster”, “dagga”, etc., to make a valid statement when they speak
-have side bangs, despite having incredibly small–ss foreheads to support them
-are commonly overweight
and are mind-numbingly stupid; a safe -ssumption to make would be saying they’re uneducated (as if they could p-ss the 4th grade)

if spotted, please report to the authorities, notifying them that they are possible smack addicts, or potential, degenerate chaka khan look-alikes.
imagine a woman that wears skinny clothes, bad looking heels & fishnet stalkings, blasts drake or waka off her phone, would go out of her way as to cop cd’s from these artists, has a bad hairdo, looks immensely disgusting as a human being, and would rather spend her time maintaining her looks, communicating among her folk, and being a jobless, gold-digging b-m for the rest of her days, not even bothering to get herself a good shower, a paying career, and a d-mned effort to earn a diploma.

that, my comrades, is a prime notoriety of a ratchet.

g-d help us all.
it’s a f-cking socket wrench.
the correct way to use the word “ratchet” would be, “wow, this ratchet is so useful.”
“d-mn, she so ratchet-”
“shut the f-ck up, it’s a socket wrench.”
: n. type of socket wrench

: adj. a horrific mispr-nunciation of “wretched”

this mispr-nunciation has taken on the meaning of severely ghetto and stupid, esp. when used on a girl/woman
“i love this ratchet! it’s so helpful!”

“dang, that chick is ratchet!!”

note: mistakes like this can warp our language…so be careful!!! o.0
one of the most epic transformers, he is yellow-ish and pretty much the brains of optimus prime’s group.
optimus prime: our medical officer: ratchet.
ratchet: the boy’s pheromone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.